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Part 4. The Yeast And the Dough

Frances made the Mayor’s wife a flesh new batch which were even better than the batch the Bread Maker had made.  The Bread Maker and the Mayor’s wife were none the wiser.

Frances thought she had successfully gotten away. Frances wanted to sell the larger cookies for a higher price.  She sold one cookie to a little girl and the little girl took a bite. The little girl turn up her little nose. She then asks her brother two years her senior, if he would take a bite.

The cookies taste so bad, the baker’s wife had to threw them out.  The garbage

ant got in the cookies. They taste so bad, the ant mothers would not let their children eat any. They told their children the garbage collectors would soon come and take the cookies to the land field. Maybe, the roach mothers would let their children eat them. When the little roaches saw the cookies, they immediately began to eat. Once the taste of  the cookies entered their  little stomachs, they did not want any more.  The mothers told them to leave the cookies for a family of  Worms they saw  crawling their way toward the cookies.  The children of Mrs. Worm said: Mom,  are you sure these are cookies! They feel like hard rocks. Therefore, the children of Mrs.Worm would not eat the cookies.  At that time, a tired  looking Fly flew by. Mrs. Worm told her children it looked as though Mrs. Fly was looking for some place to rest.  She looked like a fly  in family way.  Ms. Worm figures if Mrs. Fly could have her little maggots on the cookies, after their  paupa  dropped, they might eat the cookies. However , after their  couple of days surrounded by the pupa larvae dropped, they just flew away. They did not want the cookies.

Word eventually  got back to the Baker what his wife had done. He made a new batch and took a picture to remind his wife what she had done. That Is why that pictures is still on the  wall today with no price. That is why the Baker’s Wife   sits at the cash register. Since that day, Bakers do not allow their wives In the kitchen.


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Part 3: Don’t Rock That Dragon

Part 3: Don’t Rock That Dragon
One by one, the young men tried. One by one each man failed. The young men could not so much as get their horses close enough to climb. One young man decided he would knock the dragon down from around the princess. The dragon lived in the top of a tree by the glassy hill. The suitor began to rock the tree when he heard:

Don’t Rock that Dragon in the tree on the mountain top
When the sound of the tremble–the mountain will shake
When the mountain shakes, the tree will fall
And down will come the dragon, your King
Your country and all.

Another young man started the climb and the dragon woke up, blew fire from his nostril and burned the hair off the horse and knocked the horseman to the ground. All of the suitors were frighten and ran away with the exception of one. One suitor noticed the dragon came out only after a troll that lived at the foot of the glassy hill came out to warn the dragon someone was getting near. This very smart suitor decided to have some of his friends tie the troll up so he could not warn the dragon. In this way, he would at least have a fighting chance to climb the glassy hill. The handsome, young, intelligent suitor did just that.