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The Enormous Giant

The Enormous Giant

Once an enormous giant lived with us. He was a gigantic giant that controlled the entire earth. He grew purple vegetables that were most delicious. Most of the people of the earth ate the purple vegetables or drank the purple juices made from the purple vegetables. Everyone was happy with the exception of the leaders of the nations.
The colossal giant controlled all of the people of the earth. The doctors lost their practices because the purple vegetables made the people feel so good they thought they did not need doctors and hospitals any more. Lawyers lost their practices because people did not care what happened to them any more. If anything bad happened, people drank the purple drink or ate the purple vegetable and went to sleep. Teachers lost their jobs because parents were too sleepy to send their children to school. Children became fat and dumb because they would not go outside to play. Children stayed inside, played video games, ate the purple vegetables, and went to sleep.
Earth’s leaders got together to stop the mighty giant. There was very little they could do. Some of them were hooked on the purple vegetables. Somehow, the enormous giant had convinced them to take a bite. The enormous giant and his purple vegetables were about to rule the entire world when…..

To be continued